Don't Skimp on the Syrup

Just a personal space on the internet for me to be the crazy-arse, anime, gaming, comic, etc. obsessed bitch I am.


"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"


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tumblr after dark is kind of like…


its like they’re making a music video help

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I’m friends with Blaine now, it’s a blood pact. Next on the list: Obama

Omfg I’m so fucking proud

  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
  • Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
  • Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
  • Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
  • Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.
  • Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
  • Cows: The shit you go through.
  • This post: Started off as a post that explained different governments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
  • Achievement Hunter: You have one cow and he gets put in a hole.



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Can we honestly discuss this. Look at this beautiful accurate portrayal of an Ancient Kemit (Egyptian) Queen. She looks like an Ethereal Goddess.

Reasons why we need to cast Black People as Black People.

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an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.

… Cleopatra is actually a terrible example to use for this, though? 

Because Cleopatra was a member of the Ptolemaic dynasty, who were Greeks. Usually considered white. And in keeping with Egyptian tradition, Pharaohs married their siblings.

Now, that doesn’t mean Cleopatra was necessarily 100% Greek ethnically, because the Ptolemaic Pharaohs also had concubines and secondary wives who were native Egyptians. We don’t know all of Cleopatra’s lineage - we’re not even exactly sure who her mother was - so it’s easily possible (even likely) that she did have some native Egyptian heritage. (You can read a very good article about this here.)

However, Cleopatra is still a terrible example to use here because she was mixed Greek and Egyptian at most, and we can’t actually prove that she had any Egyptian heritage at all. (Again, it’s very likely that she did - but likelihood is not proof.) The only thing we know about her ethnicity for certain is that she had Greek heritage - which is hardly helping the OP’s point here.

And there’s no reason to use Cleopatra as your example here when there were literally bunches of dynasties before the Ptolemies who were of 100% Egyptian heritage. I know Cleopatra’s probably the most famous Egyptian ruler, but you could have used Nefertiti or Tut (both 18th dynasty) or Rameses the Great (19th dynasty), all of whom are quite well known and all of whom were from indigenous Egyptian dynasties. (Not to mention the admittedly less well-known but incredibly awesome Hatshepsut, lady Pharaoh extraordinaire.)

I mean, the argument here - which is a good and true one - is that the Ancient Egyptians were not white. But using a member of the Ptolemaic dynasty as an example just undermines that point. 

Thank you! Ptolemies were not Egyptians, you’re better off using an actual Egyptian like Hatshepsut, Nefertiti, or Nefertari to support your argument.

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"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

Can’t a wrench get rusty?

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omg please watch this

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